profile
entries
tagboard
links
Saturday, November 11, 2006
alive at 11/11/2006 08:45:00 am
Alright i've finally decided i'll post. Hee.
31 October, TuesdayAlright so i had butterflies in my stomache the day before, so what? I was simply too excited for ACE camp right? So early morning i took on my fat and heavy backpack and headed for school, which by then Koon and Ray were already there. So as per usual we talk cock sing song, we talk about the funniest things you can ever think of, you know like darren and his semen story. What are you staring at?! You sick-minded child :x
Then at around 7.30 we assembled at the track. You know, it was quite a hilarious sight, 180 students hugging stupendous, totally over-sized backpacks. Now, just think, its just like a raymond carrying a junkai, how the hell is it like? Fun to watch ya? Lols.
While we were lining up, OMFG i forgot my ice-cream stick, which was a form of identification in case we end up getting eaten up by cannibals. Nathan had promise a pink form for people who were without their ice-cream sticks. Merlion and wenjie also didn't bring theirs so we thought maybe we should head to Esso and maybe they have some,just maybe we could be saved. But nope, and now we are in deep deep shit, and yes, as deep as the dent in marvin's brain. Ohh man, we're dead, we're goners.
But wait. It was Nathan who said it ,and any idiot can tell you that nathan doesn't mean what he says nine out of tens time. Just like how he told us he wanted us to come early so we could set off at 8am. I know we came early, but i don't know about the 'set off at 8am' part. Stupid faggot, at 8am stupid Allan Johnston still haven't finish talking attendence, and apparently, Darren decided he wants to camouflage at home and soak in his magical world with his semen and his audition, which now i have mention, is an extreme twit-only game. They should really put a warning sign when someone tries to download it.
-BEWARE. MIGHT.GET.INFECTED.WITH.TWITISM.-
Really, no one should be playing it, is sucks bad bad bad, and i think only twits have permitted entry, the rest are illegal immigrants. But Darren and his cute little semen girl and pernament twits. Unchangable fact already you know. LMAO.
Ohh yes Mr Ding HaiBo is also missing. Mr.Cheena man's at home enjoying life that bastard. He's like running for the concentration camp, he's gonna give an excuse that he's sick this year and when nathan and co. tries to drag him to malaysia and sell him away to the cannibals next year, he would run to china for a long long holiday. Smart don't ya think?
So after something like a year-long hiatus, we finally set off for malaysia, kluang. Some place which my seniors have warned me of the extremely treacherous mozzie tribe over there. 'They can kill' thats what my seniors said, but nah, i escape death EVERYDAY in school, you see, i have Mr Choo Rui Zhi as my captain.
We boarded a coach, which was suprisely comfy and clean, and had good air-conditioning too. Allan Johnston made us sing songs, but we ended up singing songs which are really really stupid, like Elmo's world, SpongeBob and yes, Hady's You give me wings. Let me tell you, there isn't a more corny song than that in the whole damned world. Please. Spare me. And we are like supposed to sing that bloody rotten song at the class party. GOODNESS.
So we reached the place at somewhat ten-thirty and we went to assemble up the hill. Yes, up a hill. There was something like a 45degree slop just beside our campsite and we had to climb up that shit to assemble like four, five times a day. Sucked real bad.
We sang the school rally, and as usual Mr Teo gave us a crap talk about safety rules and hygiene. 'Safety is always first! Anything else comes second.' Comeon! Enough already elmO!
We were then split into different tents, me emman brian jeremy and wookie were in the same tent with hao pu and eric fernando. And yes, you heard right, i shared a tent with jeremy and actually survived to tell the tale. Amazing isn't it? We were introduced to our ACE leaders, or ACE shitters. They aren't exactly leaders, are they? We got joseph,jeremy and jin siew. I knew joseph well but who the hell was jeremy and jin siew? Ahh well i have to learn to love them all the same or i'd kena hell man.
So we got yet another stupid briefing, up that hill, in which the teachers are staying in some sort of CHALET. RAWR. Where's the fairness in this world? We paid a hundred smackers and got tents, they came for free and got a chalet. I'm complaing to CASE!!
After the briefing we proceeded to our activity for the day. Climbing Mt Lembuk. We had to a bus there, and i freaked out when i saw the damned bus. It was the yellow school bus you see on the roads of malaysia, something with a stark contrast to the coach we took to Kluang. It was dusty and dirty, and the worst part was that i had to sit and the back of the bus, which had like spider webs and croach shit on the seats. Ewww!~
But the 45minute journey was well worth it cause the climb up lembuk was thoroughly enjoyable. The climb was more challenging than i had expected, but still a piece of cake. The climb took an hour, because our intructor, Raqip, kept holding the front pack back because the rest behind couldn't catch up. WAHAH NOOBS! Lol.
The climb was very different from what i had expected, i didn't expect so little sun, and had brought my cap with me and it ended up useless and i really had the urge to throw it away cause it kept getting in my way. RAWR. It just rained so it was rather wet and many times i nearly slipped on the way down and nearly took eric with me to hades. Ivan made it all the way up, its a great achievement for someone who was 85kg alright? At the peak, we rested for 20mins, did cheers, took photos and had a crap reflection. We tried to spot our campsite from there but we're all so damn lousy at geography so we couldn't figure our where north was. On the way down, with the trememdous help Mr Arul gave him, Ivan managed to sprain his ankle and got lost. Yes, lost, as in like, missing. So we took longer than other groups did, but so what? All our group members made it up. Other Groups? 2 or 3 couldn't get up. AHH pathetic noobs :x
We went to back the campsite and yeshhh, it was time for dinner. It was catered for us and the food wasn't that great. Alot of msg and had an extreme lack of hygiene. I saw the flies on the redang, and concluded that i should not touch the food. I do no wish to hog the toilet later on. After the de-brief and another crap talk by Mr Teo, it was like 8pm, but yet, it was time for us to sleep. WHO THE HELL SLEEPS SO EARLY ? I really think MOE chooses teacher on their degree of stupidness, which explains how Gina Tan made the cut for a teacher.
Just when i thought my first day in Kluang was over. Ha, the most stupendous experience of my life popped up. We heard the fire siren and had to assemble up the bloody hill again. I, for one, thought it was supper and if you know me, i'm ALWAYS hungry, so i ran up as fast as i could.
But hell, guess what? Some asshole slashed someone's tent with a swiss army knife. And yes, nathan was his same old self, shouting shamelessly.
'YOU! YES YOU OVER THERE! YOU ARE THE CULPRIT RIGHT? DON'T LIE, I ALREADY NOW WHAT PART YOU PLAYED IN THE TENT-SLASHING. YOU ARE HIS ACCOMPLICE RIGHT?'
I'm telling you, i heard him shouting this at least 7 times. He used this on 7 different suspects. Nathan, can't you even come up with something more refreshing? He kept shining his torch light into the suspects face, maybe he's trying to feel that he's actually part of the FBI. Dream on nathan, why would they want you? No wait, maybe they would. The Fucking Bitch Institute wants you bad, and you get to be the president there! You see, students at our age have plenty of angst and thus gets easily irritated by complusive behaviour. I mean, are you really that lacking in the creativity department? Which also explains your horrendous taste in dressing and your smoking habit. DIE SMOKERS. DIE NATHAN.
Just like that, it became a matter of life and death, according to nathan. For that, he made us stand and squat in the dark for something like 3 hours because he is 'afraid that the tent-slasher might still be at large and your lives are in danger'. Stupid you say? Nah, thats called nathanism, we are used to his mindless rants and shameless shouting.
After 3 hours of grilling suspects, we finally got sent back to our tents and finally got some sleep so that we 'can continue (our) activities tommorrow with a bit more zest'. Aww shit, i wanted very very badly to be sent home, get out of this gay camp. After that crazy rant of attempting to catch the tent-slasher, i just knew that the rest of the camp was going to be disastrous.
&! The Dude
Jia Jing
- Son of God
- 174cm;55kg
- VODKA VODKA VODKA !! :D
- Monkey King AHAHAHAH
- Two-Oh-Six 06'â¥
memories to last me a lifetime (:
memories to last me a lifetime (:
- 110392 x))
- Pisces =)
- Canoeist
- Fries,coke,pizza,sushi,hotdogs & RUFFLES CHEDAR CHEESE!! MUAHAHAHA I CAN CONQUER THE WORLD WITH A PACKET IN HAND!! :D
<3456789
- Lime magazine reader
- Ice lemon tea, lime juice, COKE
- Manchester United
- Trouble Maker
- Chocolates are love
- Pessimist
- Loves playing pool
- ORANGE AND BLACK
- Soccer > Basketball ANYDAY
- F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Seinfeld, Project runway, Boiling point, AFV, The apprentice, The realworld, The office, Everybody loves raymond, onetreehill,Scrubs, PUNK'D :D
- Jay Chou.,Gary Cao, Snow patrol, Kelly Clarkson, Coldplay, Mayday, Faye Wong, David Tao,Utada Hikaru, F.I.R, Carpenters, Three doors down, Emi Fujita, Jiang Meiqi, Gwen Stefani, Whitney Houston, Fan Weiqi, Rainie Yang, Tank, Ayumi Hamasaki,Norah Jones,Simple plan, Green Day, Keane.
-ãä¸çã®ä¸å¿ã§ãç±ãããã¶ã
- Ugly Betty is the LOOOVEE :D
- No twits please. please.i said please
- 7 meals a day
- PLAYSTATION > NINTENDO; Winning eleven, Valkryie Profile 2, & FINALFANTASY
- Blogging, music, movie, Yes! 93.3, MSN,, bitching,Cable TV ,laughing like an idiot, Gossiping & EATING OF COURSE :D
- Apples,Mango & DURIAN! <33456789
- MSN- soyabean-@hotmail.com
- Friendster- soyabean-@hotmail.com
- Maple ID- ZxmilkyxZ 142 hermit,Aquila, retired as of 9/11/06
&!Welcome to
MY WORLD :D
!*DISCLAIMER
Pimps, Smarty pants & Gays are strictly banned xP
Strictly nerds & noobs are allowed xD
Smokers should die
YOU BRING SEXY BACK FOR GOOD :D
&!Cravings
- Crumpler bag
- F.r.i.e.n.d.s full DVD set
- Brown hair
- My Own Room - RAWR-
- You :]
- Seinfeld Dvd set
- New Phone
- Adidas shoe
- Visit CHARLIE AND HIS CHOCOLATE FACTORY :D
- Gucci Wallet
- Learn to play the guitar
- A pair of predators, man are they cool or what?!
- New Computer
- Raise in my pathetic allowance :D
- Top 3 in class
- PET RABBIT XD
- Crocs, and i want them specially, in PINK
- A gigantic fridge X))
- My own pool table
- Pool classes,i simply HAVE to beat ryan
- Mr charles back to teaching us ><
- NJC/ACJC RAWR
- Become less EMO
- World Peace
- Less dog poo on the road.
- Experience winter outside singapore
- Visit beijing again
- Ride on a hot air balloon with a 1.5 litre coke in hand :D
- Coke dispenser in my room. Lalala
- Soccer interclass? champs x))
Saturday, November 11, 2006
11/11/2006 08:45:00 am
Alright i've finally decided i'll post. Hee.
31 October, TuesdayAlright so i had butterflies in my stomache the day before, so what? I was simply too excited for ACE camp right? So early morning i took on my fat and heavy backpack and headed for school, which by then Koon and Ray were already there. So as per usual we talk cock sing song, we talk about the funniest things you can ever think of, you know like darren and his semen story. What are you staring at?! You sick-minded child :x
Then at around 7.30 we assembled at the track. You know, it was quite a hilarious sight, 180 students hugging stupendous, totally over-sized backpacks. Now, just think, its just like a raymond carrying a junkai, how the hell is it like? Fun to watch ya? Lols.
While we were lining up, OMFG i forgot my ice-cream stick, which was a form of identification in case we end up getting eaten up by cannibals. Nathan had promise a pink form for people who were without their ice-cream sticks. Merlion and wenjie also didn't bring theirs so we thought maybe we should head to Esso and maybe they have some,just maybe we could be saved. But nope, and now we are in deep deep shit, and yes, as deep as the dent in marvin's brain. Ohh man, we're dead, we're goners.
But wait. It was Nathan who said it ,and any idiot can tell you that nathan doesn't mean what he says nine out of tens time. Just like how he told us he wanted us to come early so we could set off at 8am. I know we came early, but i don't know about the 'set off at 8am' part. Stupid faggot, at 8am stupid Allan Johnston still haven't finish talking attendence, and apparently, Darren decided he wants to camouflage at home and soak in his magical world with his semen and his audition, which now i have mention, is an extreme twit-only game. They should really put a warning sign when someone tries to download it.
-BEWARE. MIGHT.GET.INFECTED.WITH.TWITISM.-
Really, no one should be playing it, is sucks bad bad bad, and i think only twits have permitted entry, the rest are illegal immigrants. But Darren and his cute little semen girl and pernament twits. Unchangable fact already you know. LMAO.
Ohh yes Mr Ding HaiBo is also missing. Mr.Cheena man's at home enjoying life that bastard. He's like running for the concentration camp, he's gonna give an excuse that he's sick this year and when nathan and co. tries to drag him to malaysia and sell him away to the cannibals next year, he would run to china for a long long holiday. Smart don't ya think?
So after something like a year-long hiatus, we finally set off for malaysia, kluang. Some place which my seniors have warned me of the extremely treacherous mozzie tribe over there. 'They can kill' thats what my seniors said, but nah, i escape death EVERYDAY in school, you see, i have Mr Choo Rui Zhi as my captain.
We boarded a coach, which was suprisely comfy and clean, and had good air-conditioning too. Allan Johnston made us sing songs, but we ended up singing songs which are really really stupid, like Elmo's world, SpongeBob and yes, Hady's You give me wings. Let me tell you, there isn't a more corny song than that in the whole damned world. Please. Spare me. And we are like supposed to sing that bloody rotten song at the class party. GOODNESS.
So we reached the place at somewhat ten-thirty and we went to assemble up the hill. Yes, up a hill. There was something like a 45degree slop just beside our campsite and we had to climb up that shit to assemble like four, five times a day. Sucked real bad.
We sang the school rally, and as usual Mr Teo gave us a crap talk about safety rules and hygiene. 'Safety is always first! Anything else comes second.' Comeon! Enough already elmO!
We were then split into different tents, me emman brian jeremy and wookie were in the same tent with hao pu and eric fernando. And yes, you heard right, i shared a tent with jeremy and actually survived to tell the tale. Amazing isn't it? We were introduced to our ACE leaders, or ACE shitters. They aren't exactly leaders, are they? We got joseph,jeremy and jin siew. I knew joseph well but who the hell was jeremy and jin siew? Ahh well i have to learn to love them all the same or i'd kena hell man.
So we got yet another stupid briefing, up that hill, in which the teachers are staying in some sort of CHALET. RAWR. Where's the fairness in this world? We paid a hundred smackers and got tents, they came for free and got a chalet. I'm complaing to CASE!!
After the briefing we proceeded to our activity for the day. Climbing Mt Lembuk. We had to a bus there, and i freaked out when i saw the damned bus. It was the yellow school bus you see on the roads of malaysia, something with a stark contrast to the coach we took to Kluang. It was dusty and dirty, and the worst part was that i had to sit and the back of the bus, which had like spider webs and croach shit on the seats. Ewww!~
But the 45minute journey was well worth it cause the climb up lembuk was thoroughly enjoyable. The climb was more challenging than i had expected, but still a piece of cake. The climb took an hour, because our intructor, Raqip, kept holding the front pack back because the rest behind couldn't catch up. WAHAH NOOBS! Lol.
The climb was very different from what i had expected, i didn't expect so little sun, and had brought my cap with me and it ended up useless and i really had the urge to throw it away cause it kept getting in my way. RAWR. It just rained so it was rather wet and many times i nearly slipped on the way down and nearly took eric with me to hades. Ivan made it all the way up, its a great achievement for someone who was 85kg alright? At the peak, we rested for 20mins, did cheers, took photos and had a crap reflection. We tried to spot our campsite from there but we're all so damn lousy at geography so we couldn't figure our where north was. On the way down, with the trememdous help Mr Arul gave him, Ivan managed to sprain his ankle and got lost. Yes, lost, as in like, missing. So we took longer than other groups did, but so what? All our group members made it up. Other Groups? 2 or 3 couldn't get up. AHH pathetic noobs :x
We went to back the campsite and yeshhh, it was time for dinner. It was catered for us and the food wasn't that great. Alot of msg and had an extreme lack of hygiene. I saw the flies on the redang, and concluded that i should not touch the food. I do no wish to hog the toilet later on. After the de-brief and another crap talk by Mr Teo, it was like 8pm, but yet, it was time for us to sleep. WHO THE HELL SLEEPS SO EARLY ? I really think MOE chooses teacher on their degree of stupidness, which explains how Gina Tan made the cut for a teacher.
Just when i thought my first day in Kluang was over. Ha, the most stupendous experience of my life popped up. We heard the fire siren and had to assemble up the bloody hill again. I, for one, thought it was supper and if you know me, i'm ALWAYS hungry, so i ran up as fast as i could.
But hell, guess what? Some asshole slashed someone's tent with a swiss army knife. And yes, nathan was his same old self, shouting shamelessly.
'YOU! YES YOU OVER THERE! YOU ARE THE CULPRIT RIGHT? DON'T LIE, I ALREADY NOW WHAT PART YOU PLAYED IN THE TENT-SLASHING. YOU ARE HIS ACCOMPLICE RIGHT?'
I'm telling you, i heard him shouting this at least 7 times. He used this on 7 different suspects. Nathan, can't you even come up with something more refreshing? He kept shining his torch light into the suspects face, maybe he's trying to feel that he's actually part of the FBI. Dream on nathan, why would they want you? No wait, maybe they would. The Fucking Bitch Institute wants you bad, and you get to be the president there! You see, students at our age have plenty of angst and thus gets easily irritated by complusive behaviour. I mean, are you really that lacking in the creativity department? Which also explains your horrendous taste in dressing and your smoking habit. DIE SMOKERS. DIE NATHAN.
Just like that, it became a matter of life and death, according to nathan. For that, he made us stand and squat in the dark for something like 3 hours because he is 'afraid that the tent-slasher might still be at large and your lives are in danger'. Stupid you say? Nah, thats called nathanism, we are used to his mindless rants and shameless shouting.
After 3 hours of grilling suspects, we finally got sent back to our tents and finally got some sleep so that we 'can continue (our) activities tommorrow with a bit more zest'. Aww shit, i wanted very very badly to be sent home, get out of this gay camp. After that crazy rant of attempting to catch the tent-slasher, i just knew that the rest of the camp was going to be disastrous.
