Alright. Its official. Im the greatest human being alive. For the ACE camp trip, i asked my mum for some money. I expected something like 10 RM, and guess what i got? she gave me 60 RM. LOL. Thus i'm gonna use the money for indulgence, prolly to put into the crumpler fund. Oh wait, i don't need a crumpler fund, i'll just use the money my mum gives me for the beijing trip, something around 600. I'll just tell her i spent all of it but in actual fact i saved 200 for the crumpler!! Weee~ Aren't i good? Today is the last day of television for the next 4 days and thus i'm gonna make full use of this time. I don't think i wanna sleep, prolly gonna watch telly through the night and munch on bag after bag of potato chips. Ruffles cheddar & sour cream chips, super-cold air conditioning, the comfort of my bed and my remote control, i mean, how much better can life get? The only thing i'm missing is a babe beside me. xD
Narh im just joking. My friend recently told me that no one should take my words seriously because they don't know when i'm joking or when i'm for real. OH COMEON!! I'm an extremely honest boy who knows nothing but reading books and listening hundred percent to my mummy. I dont lie! HONEST!! LOL.
I don't think it takes einstein to see that i'm actually a huge idiot who really can't listen to orders and loveeeee to shout at people, oh yeah, extremely dishonest as well. But what remains is that some SJI teachers still think i'm extremely obedient, the type who can't get off their books, someone who is really really well-mannered. I mean, since when did nerds look so good? LOL. Teachers like mrs ellen woo actually still insist that i'm actually a good boy at heart. Goodness, did Asheesh give her his brain or something? No offence Asheesh, i know you don't enjoy being as stupid as you are, you're simply born that way, cant help it right? ( Please note that extreme content of joking-ness has been used, please do not try this on your own at home, please appoint an extreme insultist to help you with this task, lest you plunge your victim into extreme depression. No, i dont think Philbert got his depression this way though.)
Oh yeahhh, i'm excited for tmr, its the day whereas people like asheesh and darren get creamed in the wilderness of kluang. I can't wait to see them get lost in the middle of the wilderness late into the night. It's gonna be fun isn't it? ohh well, i'm hungry, i'll go mess up the kitchen to cook/mix/mash my supper! I won't be posting until 4 days later, which i will post about every single day i had at ACE camp, and yes, that includes every detail of asheesh suffering in the wilderness. Alright, i can almost hear my stomache groaching already.
"HELLO!we need some food here!"
I think someone should simply get me out of school and appoint me as creative director or something. I'm simply too good for school! Ahh just joking. See ya all 4 days later.
LATERS~

Alright. Taking a short break from maple and so i decided ill post. Emmanual Chia. You are being sued for plagerism! Stealing my bigheaded picture of myself which doesn't really look like me but heck who cares it me you stole! :x According to the book of chia song jie, the person " Jiajing" is an extremely indispensable person in the world. Without him, the world will be one BIGBIG ragtard down. Thus, i conclude that you are gonna suffer 4 years in the chiasongjie boys home.
Tmr's ACE camp, which is also going to mark the end of two-oh-six, but a start of a new beginning. It sounds really cheesy but really, thats the truth. I know, i just know it don't ask me how, that this bunch of kuku heads are gonna stay close friends for sometime to come.
The ACE camp was a supposedly for 'class bonding'. YA RIGHT NATHAN. How to when you bloody split up the classes? PE department had no balls in the past but now the have no brains too?
AND YESH IM LOOKING FORWARD TO OPEN SEA CANOEING. Though being a canoeist, i have never tried canoeing in the open sea. Should be quite fun. And no, the fun isn't in the canoeing, the fun is when you fat and skinny people all struggling in the big big ocean, YOU FEEL GREAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT. Lol joking.
Alright dinner calls.
Laters.~

Yay the haze is disappearing and boy do i feel much better. Today went on ACE camp equipment hunting, and found myself at a shop somewhere near beach road. We needed a poncho, but there was something wrong with that. What in the f$%#ing world is a poncho? Sounded to me like some sort of musical intrustrument but i got reassured by the boss that it was just a piece of stupid plastic which can be used in many ways. But then why the hell give it such an artistic name? Stupid people of the past i think.
I got my Tommy stove and the mess tins. The cooking parts of the camp was something i looked very much forward to. As you know, i love to experiment with food, ending up messing up the kitchen, which in turn leads to my maid/mother/monster biting my head off. Which really sucks. So now we are in the open, no bloody idiot can do anything to me!! In other words, F$%^ers are non-present ^^
And i got a jack-knife. Which to me sounded like another stupid name. HAHA YOU GOT JACKED!! ._. Why was it called a jack-knife? was it something you jack someone with? Call me ignorant if you wish but why does all the camping equipments sound so incredibly stupendous? Perhaps its just people from different eras.
P.S. Im just trying to prove that i'm too smart for this era. HAHAHA.
Joking.
Hee Dinner calls, laters.~

New skins woots!!!
Shit tmr theres training which i HAVE to attend. Or Mr Choo RuiZhi will murder me and spam call my mobile and house phone, AGAIN :[
I hate you choo. I really do.
Alright off to the television marathon till tmr morning!!

206, nothing else like it. The 2 years i've had in SJI have been truly truly special, tears have been shed, lessons learned, and our lives completely changed. Really, without 206,my life would have never been what it is now. It has been a long journey, but we are finally here, at the end, and another beginning, and there was nobody else i would have rather had known, nowhere else i would rather have been, no class i would have liked to have been in, than 206.
In our lives we meet many people, many for which come and go quickly, while others stay for awhile, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never ever the same, and i'm sure 206 will stay close for some time to come ^^
A class, thats why we're called, but we are 31 insane ragtards who were forcefully squashed into a classroom, 31 idiots who solely believe in taupokism, 31 assholes who doesn't believe in rules. Simply put it, we are uniquely 206 x))
For every superstar-wannabe in darren and hsiangwei, we have our very own future s'pore idol in george. LOL
For every idiot in asheesh, we have our very own smarty pants in egger and lim kai xiang.
For every irritating teacher in Miss Tan and Mrs khoo, we've got our 206 mascots in charles rajan and brother jason.
For every stupid class in SJI, there was the tale of 206, unique. Afterall, we are the inter-class champs!! :]
Being in 206 has really thought me that different is good. Many laugh at us because we're freakishly different, but we depise others because they are all the same. Really, there would never be a second 206.
With all that said.
KUDOS TO TWO-OH-SIX!!

Tuesday, 24th October
Because of me sleeping at 3am the day before, i found it extremely hard to wake up at 8am. But i did manage to wake up at 8am, but i just could not keep my eyes open, piece of shit! Today, the assholes from 206 were meeting up for a movie plus lan trip, and the response was simply overwhelming, 21 chicken asses turned up. We were suppose to meet at the school bus-stop at 9am. Taking that into account, i was confident that i would be able to reach school on time. Goddamn i was late eventually. I left the house at 830am, walked all the way to the bus-stop and only to realise that i forgot my wallet ._. Wasted another 15mins walking back and to the bus-stop again. So i was 10 mins late, but suprisely i wasn't the latest!! John came later. x))
So we set off for cineleisure. We headed for the cinema ticket box to get our tickets and i became treasurer and counted all the money. We decided on 'The Prestige' and bought 20 tickets and the price freaked me out. 180 bucks. We spent 180 bucks on a bloody movie. Goodness.
The prestige was a very nice movie to watch, alot of thinking required.
Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman play rival magicians determined to outdo each other in "The Prestige."
According to the movie, the prestige is the reappearing of something after you made it disappear. Everyone please watch it, its really good.
But stupid bryan lauw couldn't understand. NOOB. LOL
It was very cold inside and everyone was shivering although it was a stupid sunny day outside. Then after the movie the whole army of 21 idiots of 206 went for lan gaming at paradise shopping centre, which we took a bus to. After 2 hours of counter-strike, and plenty of blood lost, we went to mac for a very late lunch and some went home, others went to watch another movie, deathnote. I didn't have the mood for another movie and so i headed home. Not such a bad day, but by now i'm very exhausted, went home and fell asleep immediately

Alright. Sorry for not posting for so long, had many things going on over the last few days. The last few days has been very eventful ,so i'll blog about every single day.
Monday. 23rd of October.
It was like any other post-exam day,had briefings the whole day round, and teachers,like every other day, are suffering from menopause symptoms. It seemed so miracalous to me, how the teachers can be upset and so evil 365 days a year,24 hours a day. I mean, would it kill them to just be nice to students for once? Teachers to me, are the 8th world wonder, cause there's no way anyone else can be so miserable every single day of their lives.
In the morning, like every usual morning, i sit in the canteen, eyes barely open, feeling extremely vexed,and just felt like punching alex in his face, who comes to school with his half-baked, fully-steamed hair and starts going insane and retarded, something which simply irks me to the limit. And yes, this is the same boy who got punched by the ACS boys, and i can understand fully why they wanted to punch him.
The thought of three talks today just turned me off, and thus i decided that perhaps i should find something to do, and i settled on complimenting alex on his hair and making him feel good.
"Eh JJ today my hair not bad right?" i wanted very much to say that it was same as before, disasterous. But then, being the kind guy i always am, i said " Yes Alex, today your hair very nice. Better than yesterday." And my goodness, he was brimming and smiling with his bugsbunny tooth from this moment onwards.Oh, i shouldn't be so bad to him, he's a really nice guy you know. Sure he is x))
First up was a talk by Brother Michael, but the person who stepped in was Mr Sydney Tan. He explained that brother michael couldn't make it because "he had to make an important decision on a close friend who was hospitalised." But that sounds nice, but what i actually means is that brother michael's friend was dying and he needed to be there. The whole talk was about setting goals, making life meaningful. Ya sure mr tan, but we don't wanna set goals to become balding like you are ._.
Next up was the ACE camp briefing. Goodness it was going to be extremely boring, we just knew it. But the talker was MR TEO. And really he was the stupid teacher-in-charger of canoeing, i had no choice but to listen. Then the last talk of the day was a talk by the neighbourhood policemen. We were told during the talk that shoplifting was a crime. Sir we honestly didnt know that !! ._.
Then the worst thing that could happen after a super boring day for school was choo rui zhi coming to me and forcing me to go to training. AWW SHIT. Of course i had to oblige and go for training. This training was bad bad bad. The haze was rather bad and i had to go on a k2, something that i hadn't tried for months already. I was partnered with junkai and somehow, the boat was very shakey and we didn't go as fast as we wanted and expected. After training, it was already 6plus, and i realised that it was Victoria's birthday and she had a bbq party which i clean forgot about. Goodness, i forgot about her present. I really did not want to go cause there's no way i could go empty handed, i'd feel really really bad. Somehow, i got convinced to go and i promised vicky that i'll get her a present from beijing xD Victoria's house was really near mine so after training i just went back to shower and change and join the others who were already there long ago.
The barbeque was fun, but the food was badbadbad. Probably because Gracia and baoyue were the ones who were cooking, and 3/4 of the chicken wings were under-cooked and thus inedible. It seemed to me that they were playing more than they were cooking, and alex was flirting with them but volunteering to 'judge' who cooked the better chicken wing. ALEX YOU SHOULD SCREW YOURSELF. So i had to settle for prawns cause the chickenwings were horrendous and i had zero intention to hog the toilet later on. We played some weird stretching game and they got pawned by yours truly. thank you very much. And then it got funny. Liangtiong quarrelled with victoria's cousin, a girl. The girl's younger brother, hmm i think you can call him a hyperactive imp. He couldn't stop moving, screaming and running around shouting insane shit, and he started kicking liangtiong on his butt. After a while, he still didn't stop and naturally liangtiong flared up and called him a 'fucker' when his sister was just behind. OMFG DOOMSDAY. And they quarrelled. My God thats the first time i see a fourteen yearold girl picking a fight with someone 2 heads taller. I didn't understand what liangtiong did wrong to provoke such a retarded reponse from a lady. But goodness, the audacity of the imp, he makes my younger brother look really good.
Me,craigven,jingsheng,emman, liangtiong and tingyong then went off to play basketball, and my team lost pathetically. Probably because i dislike basketball and has absolutely zero talent and interest in it. It was dark enough already and the stupid lights still had to go off and i couldn't even see myself. WTF BBQSAUCE. HEY MR PRESIDENT/PRIME MINISTER/MP. I do pay my tax so please do not try to save that measle sum of money by turning the lights off one hour before schedule alright. How can the government be poor after raising the tax so many times already?
We went back and Fredick started showing weijie a card trick, which didn't really work until the 5th time he tried it. ._.
After that we headed to the playground ._. yes, the one for infants. And i spotted victoria's cousin talking to renzo. Nothing special about that except that it went on for more than an hour and she held renzo back whenever he attempted to escape from her. So i figured that she was desperate and really needed attention :x no offence. The little imp was going insane again and this time tingyong was going insane together with him as well. Tingyong actually fought him ._. But luckily for tingyong i don't think that his sister saw and he would be on the end of a retarded girl on the loose as well. Fredick gave the imp the basketball and he actually threw and hit the window. GOODNESS LUCKILY IT DIDN'T break. We just hang around the playground and a group of people played concentration game thingy while some others just gossiped about how idiotic Alex can be. And he was as per usual flirting with girls, this time with daphne and sharlyn. He should really look into the mirror every morning and see what he is made off and then cry over the fact that he's made up of bullshit. What a bastard, i should cut his willy off and feed it to the dogs, really. No wait, maybe the dogs wouldn't want it as well. Do you think the canibals might want it?
Many people had already left and it was finally time for the cake-cutting ceremony. We sang happy birthday many times and victoria cut the cake. It was mango. I don't like mango so i didn't take a slice but weijie was going on a marathon with 5 slices already and still going strong! By then It was already past 11pm and people slowly made their way home. I thanked victoria's dad and walked home. It was really fun!
HAPPY FOURTEENTH BIRTHDAY VICTORIA!!!

Ohh boy, Man Utd vs Liverpool match starting soon and i can't wait. Yes, you're reading it right, its been a long time since i've found myself looking forward to ANYTHING at all. First came the stupid canoeing training. I hate it. yucks. But yet mr chooruizhi couldn't stop bugging me to go to training. Then came the stress of streaming. " jiajing you better get into triple science or you die you bastard(Please. Do not try this at home)."
Then came the adrenaline of the exam period, periods that i had practically zero sleep. Then came the results and the rest, as they say, is history. >.>
For some reason, i feel quite alright these few days, not the screwed-up self i had been for the past months when i was mugging in stress. The past months had been horrendous to the limit, and in spite of everything i had endured, and as I tried to find my own way and my own meaning to my days and lives, I couldn't help but wonder: perhaps the answer had been there all along, right in front of us. Then i came to a conclusion: Along our life journey we would collide with many happenings, may it good or bad, we have to accept and endure them. Maybe, just maybe, life was its own answer.

Haha. The haze has sort of cleared, and so has my mood. So today i'll make an exception and be good to everyone i know, yes, even that bastard i see in the mirror every morning. That includes treating myself and my brother to ben&jerry's using the money that was meant for the revision books needed for tuition. You see, you have to read between the lines. Inside me is actually an extremely kind boy who is trying to save everyone the trouble. My trouble of completing the revision books, my tuition teacher's trouble of marking a piece of shit that i would hand up. See, one stone two bird. That also includes not spitting on my brother early in the morning for stealing my precious piece of prata and not bang on the bathroom door for slammining on me. You see, yours truly isn't exactly your good-tempered, si-wen, boy-next-door kind of guy. I for one, is extremely handsome >.> Mr. handsome who adores violence. Thus, I bang on doors alot, but hey, its not my fault, blame the world for being so rotten man!! Blame the world for making me upset early in the morning. P.S. For those with me at ACE camp, dont touch me when i'm sleeping, cause i hit people early morning :x
I'm also pledging to do a good deed everyday. For today, i treated myself and my brother to ben&jerry's. You see, if i buy the revision books, only popular will gain. But now i've bought icecream for two people, more people gain! Du Le Le Bu Ru Zhong Le Le. Thus, i can consider the good deed today DONE. WOOTS.

Alright its official, my body is playing games with. Now i can't get to sleep. So bloody sad. ahh well, i shall go experiment with some food in the kitchen. Ya know, i love messing up the kitchen with all my brilliant attempts to cook, in the morning i'd then be awaken rudely by the lion-like roar from my maid.
" JIAJING!!! What have you done to the kitchen you F#$%, motherf#@#ker." ( Please note that exaggeration is used. Please do not try this at home)

I was just looking through a friend's blog (read. the nehnehpok). Though it was stupendous, retared to the max, and just the way you brag about your self-proclaimed oh-so-great self is just shameless, but it is also this shameless self of yours that makes the blog so oh-so-interesting. (Note the sacarsm used)
Ahhaahah!! But the thing is, after reading ALL your entries, any kuku-face can therefore conclude that NYGH is a lock-up for girls gone wild. Thus all girls who are in pee-six this year please take note not to sign up for NYGH lest you want to become a retarded blood-sucking, gossipful vampire as well. Ohh shit, but now i realise i shouldn't be a bastard to criticise a school with BRILLIANT teachings,you know. (Please note the sacarsm once again.)
Hee my stupid brother is running bersek at the moment, only because he has just finished his PSLE, and he, being the mindless idiot that he is, thinks that post-PSLE is a great achievement, he has thus staked claim onto my ps2, ewww, sucks bad. For the past 12 years in which he has mindlessly interfered with my bid to have my own room, this is the last straw, and im simply ppppiiiiiissssssseeeeeeeeeeeeddd off with him. So, i have decided i would stake 100% claim on BOTH the computers of this day onwards. heheeee!!
At the moment, i think i've actually fallen sick. After 6 months of germ-free and sick-free days, i have finally fallen towards the dark side. RAWRRRRR. Feeling SOOOOO groggy and lethergic that i even didn't bother to be pissed up with my brother( Something that i've never failed to accomplish over the span of 12 years.)

Ahh. Tired. Slept at 9plus and woke up at 11am. Dont know why these days i just seem to be so tired the whole day round. I'm just thinking this perhaps has got something to do with my caffaine addiction. Sounds a bit unbelievable but i drink 8 cups of coffee a day, which explains my ability to stay up super late and not be tired. I Just played my afternoon away and now my dad's calling me a wastrel of a life. Lol. Now i'm going out for a movie, weeeeee. My pockets' are wearing very very thin, thinking that i might even have to starve at school the whole of next week. Whoever the inventor of movies are, I HATE YOU.

Ahh Im back from orchard, actually, vivo city again. Somehow, i found orchard too boring and set off for vivo city instead. Lol. Today, it was even worse, human traffic congestion, as bad as it gets.
I think i simply went there for human viewing. Every turn i make i see a fresh human being, and soon suffocation in the stupid haze came into the picture as well. Golden Village had like 50 people in each queue for tickets, what utter crap man. I mean, each ticket is like 25 bucks, not free you know ._.
But its only a matter of time before the stupid vivo city trend ends and people sleep their time away again. The food republic foodcourt was as compacted as the public toilet at your heartlands, simply shocking, i couldn't even find a proper place to stand, freaking hell.
Swensens and sake sushi had terribly long queues that you might think that today was the opening of the 4 million toto jackpot. Every single cafe was simply full to the limit and so was the bloody carpark, which i had a tough time getting out of. So thanks to the human congestion, i was irked very much by it, i decided to grab 'dinner' at 7-eleven and make my way home, so much for Singapore's largest shopping centre, i couldn't even find a simple request for a table for me to eat at. And i swear, unless the human congestion density rate decreases, i'm never going there again,ever.
Ahh well, i seem to be angry all the time. Time to destress and playyyy.. Weee. Laters~

Ahh i've decided to stop gaming for today and tommorrow embark on a 16 hour journey ^^
Gonna take a bath now. Very tired from playing soccer for the whole day. Off to Orchard! Hope to get a few pieces from topman, this time, try to get my parents to pay for me :x
Alright time for a bath and off to orchard now! Laters!~

Hi. Just came back from school. Another bad day in school and seriously, i'm beginning to think that i'm cursed. Ahh I've decided that i'll ponteng training just once more. Just once more. Sorry Rui Zhi ^^
But ponteng-ing training is just peripheral. Today was just plain stupid. I thought we simply wasted the whole godamned day going through papers, but till now, i still don't know the majority of the answers of questions that i got wrong. I also fought with quek, and lmao I wripped off his shirt. We were just playing in class just after recess and I was fooling around his seat so he told me to fuck off and i pushed him away. Just like that, a heated heated argument came into the picture and then he punched me on the back of my head and i torn his shirt and pulled him down with me. I nearly wanted to say that fats hitting my head doesnt hurt at all. RAWR. Ahh well Quek you might be fat but that doesn't make you a handicap as well. LOL. ahh just joking, think i shouldn't be so bad to Quek lah. He's innocent :x
And then the shortlist for TDP(Talent development programme) came out and my name wasnt on anything. And darrel got on both science TDPs, shit him. PMS and CB ._. Stupid names, supposed to be Physics + maths and Chemisty + Biology, but to us it sounded like something else >.>
Ohh ya, about vivo city, dont go there yet, its bloody crowded every single day. Sucks. And i just wasted money watching a movie there. So expensive yet ordinary. Dumb movie theatre, so crowded also, aiya everywhere in vivo city is just bloody crowded.
Ohh well, time for me to go play. laters~

Ahh it has only been 5 hours of maple and yet i'm already tired, guess i have to get myself some energy boosters to play throughout the night. Later will be catching a movie at Vivo City and will update on that. Heard that there's excellent service there ^^
Hee. Maybe i'll buy stefanie sun's album later, but i'll see how it goes. These few days i've been such a huge spendthrift, and i think it should be time for me to stop.
A belt from top man- $23
A Metal cross necklace from 77th street- $ 10
4 New tees from top man- $ 150 total
A small pouch from adidas- $ 25

geez i dont think i have enough to eat anymore for the rest of the week. Ahh well. Money is supposed to be spent right? Hee, today's haze is so bad, giving me a stupid soar throat. STUPID INDON FIRE. RAWR

Ahh time to bathe and off to Vivo City~!

Today was simple horrid. Don't make me go into results. Simply screwed up.

68 for english
66 for literature
68 for science
74 for history
68 for chinese
64 for maths
Ahh someone help me. i'm gonna drown in sadness -.-"

Today merlion was as per usual, trying to freak everyone out but touching them with his lubricant and condom filled hands, and i was a major victim, I nearly kicked him in his face. Super sick bastard, i caught him reading a book called "A conversation with a pedophile" at the track. Goodness,
i mean how sick more can a 14year old get? Licking condoms, reading sick books, buying soft-porn mags. And to me, he doesnt look one bit like the maniac like he is. Ahh forget it, you cant judge a book by its cover ya? Just look at bill gates, take him from his office at microsoft and put him in an old folks home and he'll fit in very well, i feel that bill gate's complextion already as bad as my granny's, so he should die faster and gimme all his money ^^

Ahh well enough of complaining, im off to play ~~

Woots. Finally something to cheer about. My other comp is finally back from repairing after the stupid motherboard got burnt and blew up after 24 hrs of straight gaming. So excited, finally getting the chance to go back to maple. Missing many many days of chionging, my daily life of 16hrs on the comp is gonna come back. WOOTS.

Chasing Cars by snow patrol

We'll do it all
Everything
On our own

We don't need
Anything
Or anyone

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

I don't quite know
How to say
How I feel

Those three words
Have said too much
But not enough

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a garden that's bursting into life

Let's waste time
Chasing cars
Around our heads

I need your grace
To remind me
To find my own

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a garden that's bursting into life

All that I am
All that I ever was
Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see

I don't know where
Confused about how as well
Just know that these things will never change for us at all

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Meaningful lyrics ya?

Ohh just came back from cutting my hair. My fringe was touching my lips so i decided that it was time i trimmed it, and this time i cut it real short and the hairdresser helped me spike it in a really refreshing way.I think i look quite weird actually. Luckily today the haze has cleared quite abit, or i'll be as grouchy as foosk was yesterday.

Alright first real post. Yesterday was seriously retarded. Too retarded to be exact. Too many screwed up things just occurred on the same day and boy did it suck bad. Nick, hsiangwei, foosk and me were suppose meet at at Daniel's house at 8.30am and goddammit Daniel sms-ed me when i was already asleep that it was changed to 11 o'clock instead. I WAS ALREADY ASLEEP AND DIDNT SEE THE DAMNED SMS. So, i retartedly woke up at 7am, didn't check my phone and then reached outram mrt at 8am. I rang up daniel and woke him from his sleep =.=" LOL OMFG. The worst part was that i got lost -.-" IN SINGAPORE. I was getting very frustrated, just like how rooney is feeling right now. Daniel then gave me directions to his house but somehow i ended up at PEARLS SHOPPING CENTRE AT CHINATOWN. RAWR. Daniel then said over the phone that he saw me so i naturally thought that i was at the right mrt exit which we were suppose to meet at. After like 1hr of cat chasing mouse, i realised i was at the wrong mrt exit and that daniel saw someone else, not me. Ahh help me someone!! Screwed up shit. We then met up at the control centre, and this time, it went smoothly, for once. YAY~!! We walked slowly to his house and reached at around 9.30am. Spending 1 1/2 hrs at the dammed mrt station =.=" Then we wanted to start playing ps2 with the disk that i brought,only to find out that daniel's stupid ps2 wasn't working. However Daniel insisted that it was my disk that was faulty. not his ps2 so he wanted to go ALL THE WAY to bukit panjang plaza to get a new disk. We met Hsiang Wei there and we took around 1 hour worth of bus rides to get there. How exciting. We managed to buy 4 cds and was soooo happy. We took another 1 hour of bus journey back only to find out that IT WAS DANIEL'S STUPID PS2 THAT WAS FAULTY. RAWR. Wasted 2 hours and 14 bucks. Sucked bad. Real bad, and i wanted to just split daniel's stupid ps2 into 2 halves. Nick and foosk then came at around 1 plus and foosk started getting menopause symptoms, getting super grouchy that daniel's stupid ps2 couldn't work and kicking the soccer ball all around the house, breaking shit all over the place. Then after abit of Hsiang wei helping foosk with his blog, and with mine as well, we decided to go out, to bugis. But by then, stupid foosk was already super kp and didn't want to go with us. Being the asshole that he is, he couldn't stop complaining and soon Daniel had menopause as well. Woots, worldwarIII had officially began and Daniel and foosk became super dao and super grouchy,I enjoyed looking at the chao kp face of foosk, reduces rate of constipation occuring. So while waiting for the mrt, we gossiped about how idiotic foosk was and i could see that daniel was seriously upset. Foosk dao-ed us and went home instead =.=" When the mrt finally came it was bloody congested with people. It simply added on to the stupidness of the day and just made me grouchy as well.

After 4 stops, we alighted at bugis, only to live throught the worst experience of our lives. We were walking towards bugis junction when this dumb fuck of an ahbeng approached us for donations for young unprivillaged children. Its not that we did not want to donate, its just that we were all broke and simply came to bugis street to window shop and to kill our boredom. We said we didnt have money and the dumb ahbeng said " eh you think limpeh born yesterday isit?" Wow thats how you approach ppl for donations? He gave us this pocket calender, and i was like : Wow not bad! Until i turned it around and saw "Call 1900-XXX-XXX for yummy dirty flings now!" WTF BBQSAUCE? By now any idiot can tell that he was a swindler. Daniel said " its not that we dont want to help YOU, but we dont have enough for yourselves." Then the stupid ahbeng said "Eh does limpeh look like a unprevillaged child to you?" We were like WTF?Then he was practically forcing us to donate and when me daniel and hsiang wei showed them our already empty wallets, he turned his attention to nick, who had 30 plus bucks. The ahbeng had extremely bad attitude and was threatening nick that he would kena hoot if he didnt "donate" to his charity organisation, which he said was CROPS international. WOW, Daniel was upset and couldn't shutup so the dumb ahbeng glared at daniel with his porn-filled eyes. Daniel,being the hero he is, said " Are you trying to konghe(threaten) us?" Then we all crumpled the calender and walked away from the ahbeng gang. The ahbeng kept glaring at us with his dirty eyes that i wanted to gorge his eyeballs out so bad or perhaps, give him a hard kick at his groin and ruin his chances of celebrating father's day. But due the heart that i own, I didn't. We walked around bugis and i bought some kaya bun thing, which was yummy. Could see that daniel was upset about the ahbeng threatening to hit nick,and he brought up the idea of ringing the police. Stupid Hsiang wei and nick supported it. So we sat down at mac while daniel called the police -.-"
Sounds very much like a drama doesnt it? Dont ask me, till now, i still cant figure out how it happened. When daniel was calling we were all freaked out about it."Sir i would like to make a case". Then the police wanted to come down to meet us. OMFG. =.=" what did we get ourselves into now. B6 now, stupid nick and hsiang wei humji and wanted to get away as soon as possible cause that dumb nick was afraid his mother would find out. Then while waiting for the police, another asshole from nanyang poly came over to ask for donations =.=" This time for the elderly, we suspected he's from the same gang as the dumb ah beng, but didn't do anything to him as he sounded very much like a faggot, we dont talk to faggots btw. Then after quite awhile, two police officers met us at mac and we were attracting all the attention in the world, with a tingering embarrassment on our faces. They asked us for our ez-links and i felt we seemed like we were some juvenile drug abusers being caught by the police. They wanted us to go down with us to identify the ahbeng and his gang back at bugis mrt, we freaked out on that except daniel, who was still putting on a brave front, but his eys were beginning to water. While walking towards the mrt, everyone turned and looked at us like we were some kind of criminal with ate up the president, i wanted very much to punch those f$%faces who couldn't stop staring. Hsiang Wei and I then decided to smile as much as possible so as not to let others see us as juveniles offenders. But deep inside, we were freaking out bad -.-"
When we got there, the ahbeng and his gang was gone and we saw the nanyang poly asshole we met at mac standing there smiling like a faggot. So the police brought us back to to bugis junction and left us, telling us not to engage in a long conversation with idiots that asked for donations if we did not want to donate. Stupid daniel nick and hsiang wei still wanted to leave by mrt =.=" and i heard that they met the ahbeng again and got chased by the ahbeng & gang and had to hide in the supermarket. Wth man.
I decided to go back shopping for awhile more back at bugis street and managed to buy 2 tees for 7 bucks each, which was rather nice. When leaving i bought a bottle of waterchesnut juice, which was nice. Standing at the bus stop waiting for my bus, i saw Sean Sim from 204, with his girlfriend, Tess. They were touching each other alot openly and i freaked out bad. They boarded the same bus as me and i tried very much to keep my eyes off them groping each other in public. I got home at around 6 plus and went to sleep immediately.

I thought to myself later on in the night. Perhaps its incidents like these that bring friends closer doesnt it? Call me sick but i thoroughly enjoyed yesterday despite wasting 14 bucks, 2 hours on 2 useless disks and then encountering a bunch of dumb ahbengs and ending up calling up the police. What a day huh?

hello ppl. i've decided to create a blog due to pure overwhelming boredom. If you have anything to say, please keep it to yourself. i cant take criticism, i have a weak heart xD

Hsiang Wei [THE NJC BOY :D]
Junhong [The NCC land CSM]
Nick[The malay?]
SoonKiat[The genius]
Joel[The fellow canoeist]
Darrell[The scout]
Tricia[The ex-schoolmate]
Gwen[The ex-classmate]
ShenYang[The ex-classmate]
Charity 6 [The ex-class blog]
ChunKai[The ex-classmate]
Daphne[The small basketballer]
Darren[The BOYFRIEND :D]
Neek[The badminton vice-captain]
Jeremy[The tennis/soccer DAWGG]
Delvin[The prefect]
Aaron[The alcohol lover]
Kaslyn[The maplefriend]
Daniel[The soccermate]
Pei Wen[The girl]

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