yay tmr going home! so excited to feel singaporean once again and not cheena. My buddy's family has been really nice to me and im grateful luh. Not too bad for a two-week stay i guess and i've grown to like this country. But afterall, im singaporean through and through and i just HAVE to stay in singapore. Hee. Okay so this morning we woke up at around 7.30am and had sausages for breakfast again. But it is YUMMY. And so we set off for some mountain with a temple on it. AND ZOMG it was SNOWING DAMMIT. Yes as in like snowflakes falling from the sky. In the city, it was just a slight shower of snow, but when we got to the mountain after an one-and-a-half hour journey, OMGWTFFISHCAKE ALL THE TREES WERE COVERED WITH SNOW. What a sight man. Then we walked and took some pictures, and quite honestly, its the best-looking place i've ever been to, well excepts food haven of course xD
So we walked and walked and walked and came to a snowledge-ride-deathfacing-thingy. And i took it with my buddy. First you go ALLLLL the way the mountain and it was getting colder by the metre and my ears were as if someone just bit it. It was rather high and then we came down. BUT WHY WAS THERE A DRIVER AND HE WENT SO BLOODY SLOW AND KILLED ALL THE THRILL. But afterall it was still worth the time and money :D EAT YOUR HEART OUR NOOBS!
Then we went to some never finishing flight of stairs which my buddy decribed it like its actually leading to heaven. We climbed and climbed and climbed and i was aching,cold and hungry. So i bugged them to climb down quickly. But the view up there was simply UNBELIEVABLE. Something which you can never ever see in singapore i afraid. It was a once in a lifetime experience and i loved it. Ya so we got down the mountain and found our car and went for lunch. We went to some restaurant, called "Yu Shi Fu" Which means fish master. There we caught our own fish in their small pond and they would cook dishes with the fishes we caught!! I was given the task of catching and so i caught one golden and 2 black fishys. And goodness all the food we had were all fish, BUT THERE WAS SASHIMI. FINALLY SOME KIND OF FOOD I SEE IN SINGAPORE. It was a nice meal and the best part was, it was bloody cheap. As in like, dirt cheap. 150 rmb for 10 dishes for 7 people. WHERE CAN YOU FIND SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN SINGAPORE? And then after a 2 and a half hour of car journey and plenty of sleeping on the way, we finally reached home and slacked.
What a day huh?
Im growing to like to like this place. But nah, i'd rather be at home. xD
SEE YA ALL IN SINGAPORE TMR. AND YES I GET TO CATCH MANCHESTER UTD EXTEND THEIR LEAD TO 6 POINT WHEN THEY BEAT CHELSEA!! xD

erm ya, the last few days i was a bit lazy so i didnt post. SORRY.
Today is officially the most boring day of life in beijing. So i woke up normal time, ate sausages for breakfast and went to school in a taxi with deyi and his buddy. It was the follow-your-buddy-to-class day so i followed him to class for 3 hours of lessons, 'nuff said already. But wait, there's more. THEY DONT REALISE THAT WE DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING. And yes so me and junhong sat at the back of the class for three hours doing nothing but staring at the mozzies that were flying in the air. Ermm actually no. I was reading a book i bought yesterday night - L'Affaire. It's about an american lady in france and experiencing an avanlanche. Quite a nice read and i got to 1/4 of it during class. While i was slacking away, junhong was doing his artwork. DAMN HE'S GOOD. He was colouring a purple orchird which was SWEEEET. And of course he attracted plenty of attention and i really thought a riot was starting soon. We had history,english and chinese. History- They were studying european history. Dumb isnt it? China has 4000 years of bloody history and they study european history instead. It was about the french revolution i think, something about louis the sixteenth. I dont know cause i was bloody slacking at the back. And then english was just plain stupid. No it wasnt the low standard, but the bloody powerpoint was about GARFIELD. Yes its the same obese,lazy and dumbpieceofshit fatcat. That really turned me off totally. And to chinese. It was badbadbad or more badness. I couldn't understand the topic, let lone anything else luh. And then it was lunch time and today's food was ALRIGHT.
Stop rubbing your eyes. You got it right. it was ALRIGHT. For once the canteen had served food that was edible, and one would not suffer for 10 years of guilt cause he just ate food fit for dogs only. And it was time for tabletennis again. We had to gather at 12.40 and the stupid lady in charge of the table insisted that she would only re-open the centre at 12.20, even after we asked a teacher to help us. STUPID OLD HAG DIE DIE DIE. She spent 20 minutes opening then closing the windows. Walked around, drew the curtains, sat down. Stood up, opened the windows and sat down again. HOW DUMB CAN ONE GET. Then she finally opened i really felt like biting her. After we played for 20 minutes we went to gather at the meeting room and we set off for tian tan, according to lee lye hin, was a temple for the emporeor to pray. And so after a 15 minute bus ride to tian tan, we started walking and the teacher who brought us on this trip asked us a question:
"Ni men zhi dao zhe shi narh ge huang di jian de mah?"
It means do you all know which emporeor built this?
I knew there was an emporeor by my name so i said : " Jiajing"
And guess what. It was ME WHO BUILT THIS TEMPLE THINGY THAT WAS 4 TIMES THE SIZE OF THE FORBIDDEN CITY. LOL. But then this bloody temple was just a bloody waste of space. Why is he so dumb and me so smart? LOL IM JUST JOKING LUH. And so we spent 2 hours walking pointlessly and aimlessly around the whole thing. Our legs numb, hands numb, face red. Killingtime, i think thats what you call it. And then we went back to the school and i went home to dinner. But before that i went to the shopping centre nearby and bought a xiangqi set. We passed by the supermarket and i was hungry. I bought a medium pack of spagetti flavoured lays chips. What kind of weirdish flavour is that? I also got 4 snickers and a pack containing 10 sausages. The pack of sausages only cost A FREAKING 5.50 RMB when i bought 1 rmb for each sausage in school! WTFWTFWTFBBQSTUPID CHEENA SCAMMERS.
Okay tmr shopping day. Till then, bye!

okay so today was the day we finally go to shop at wang fu jing. I was really excited cause i can buy clothes! So i woke up at 7am and had breakfast, it was sausages and quil eggs. There was this beef chilli on the table and i really like it but its rather spicy. Well as least i thought it was. When i went to the table for breakfast, my buddy's uncle was there and had one hand holding on to the chilli bottle and eating from it. He was just putting chilli after chilli into his mouth and was saying:
"Zhe La Jiao Bu La, Hen Xiang"
The chilli isnt spicy, its really fragant. Wth he eats chilli like he's eating rice. Ya so i proceeded to school on a taxi and this time i managed to pay the bloody fare. And so we gathered at the meeting room and when all 7 people were present we set off in cabs. For today, soggy's buddy and mr alvin chua joined us and i took a cab with julius, mr chua and egg. And we reached there, i wanted to go shopping-frenzy. BUT WTFMAN all the clothes there and even more expensive than in singapore. STUPID SCAMMERS!!! So i settled for buying vcds and dvds instead. So we proceeded to the DVD section of the bookshop and started going insane buying everything we could see and i ended up spending 300 yuan on games, vcds/dvds and music cds. Everything was so cheap. Vcds were going for 12 rmb, dvds 25 rmb. ITS JUST TOO CHEAP TO IGNORE. Then it was time to meet and me, emman and soggy were the only ones there so we decided to go to another bookshop and then buy moremoremore! I bought princess hours dvd set there! And whil emman tried to take down the CSI dvd set, the whole shelf collasped and all the vcds were all the floor. HAHAHAH STUPID COCK!! And so I went back disappointed. RAWR SCAMMERS WANG FU JING CHEENA-COCKHEADS. And I took a cab with julius, egg and deyi back to the school. We remembered lee lye hin telling us the school was at dong bian men, so we told the cabby that. When we got to dong bian men, it looked nothing like the school so we called lee lye hin to confirm.
"No its XI bian men!"
omg you asshole lee lye hin YOU TOLD US DONG BIAN MEN. So it was like totally in the other direction. We wasted around 15 mins time and the stupid fare rose to 33 rmb, which was still cheap BUT LEE LYE HIN YOU'RE AN ASS THROUGH AND THROUGH.
So i went home and played CS till now and i blog. Nothing much today except for DVD OVERLOAD.
Okay i'll see you tmr! Then then, BYE!

ohh yay. So today i woke up later than usual at 8am. My buddy woke me up for no reason. I realised during my trip here that cheena people like to do things without reason. Like how the psycho cleaner on the street always barks at me randomly. I had quil eggs for breakfast, for once, something that i once ate at singapore. Okay then i played CS. I only found out he had CS yesterday and i played till 11am and then his mum came home. She cooked lunch,yummy as usual and then we headed for Gu Gong( The forbidden City). I wasn't half excited, cause i knew it was gonna be rather boring. Ya so we walked out of the neighbourhood and took a cab to Gu Gong. And yes we took many many pictures there and i can show them to you NOW cause my camera got lost and had to use my buddy's and he has the wire.
Its wasnt as boring as i expected and was rather fun but tiring after walking alot with the bloody tourguide. You will see his assface here

And yes i look like a dumbfuck too. Cause of the bloody overwhelming sunlight. The place is bloody majestic, ridiculously huge and was rather fun. And i also saw many many nationals treasures that are priceless, using 1 ton of gold. WTFMAN. The place is bloody huge and we walked for three hours. I really how the tourguide can survive such a job, do nothing but bring strangers around the same thing over and over again for a measle sum of 200 RMB. And so after this we went to beihai gong yuan. Ate a few sausages and went to ride some kind of peddling boat kinda thing. We peddled for around half an hour and talk a cab back home. I played CS for awhile and then we went to DeJuQuan for peking duck! It was simply delicious but somehow expensive for beijing standards. And guess what? I ate the 115311867th duck the bloody 142 year old restaraunt served. LIKE OMGWTFFRIEDPEKINGBBQDUCK they served a 100million ducks to the cheena people. And so that was my day, quite eventful, as usual. I cant wait for tommorrow when i finally get to shop! Wang Fu Jing shopping street and there are many pickpockets there. ALL THE BLOODY THEIVES OUT THERE IF YOU NEED MONEY I CAN TREAT YOU TO A MACDONALD'S MEAL THERES NO NEED TO STEAL.
OKAY TILL TMR, BYE~!

Ohh yes, finally, why i came to beijing for. The greatwall. Well not exactly but heck, i love walls. Which can prolly explain why i keep banging into them. So I reached the school at around 7.20am and the bloody meeting room was locked and we had to wait outside. I had beef steak for breakfast yet again, i really wonder why the cheena people eat so much for breakfast, why need so much energy for? I sleep late, i eat junk, i skip breakfast but you dont see me dying stupid cheena people. And I was exeptionally early today as me and my buddy took a cab and the traffic was rather smooth. I wanted to pay but he payed first. Argh, the buddies are all so nice. So Lee lye hin, where was he, was he late again? Nah this time he wanted us to fetch him from the school's high school. HE"S GOING OVERBOARDDDDD!!! So we picked him up at the high school and guess what? Some swedish people are joining us for the great climb!
Swedish guy : "ASDNHDNANDMASDAND?"
Me : "Ahh?"
Swedish guy : " AMKDANKDNAKDNKDANKDNAKDNAKDNKDA!?"
Me : "Umm. Ya"
And he nods. Interesting people dont you think?
So we went to the great wall AND WTFBBQSAUCE IT WAS COLD. Something like 3 degrees. So a desperate housewife came over and asked if i wanted to buy gloves. I didnt care about the price and got one. Umm i got jacked in the end. 25 Rmb. I dont know and i dont care. Okay so we proceeded with the climb and i wanted to slack. I came to beijing to witness cheena people, eat, sleep and play. Not get all tired and sweaty. So i climbed abit and came down. But the view from up there is greeeeaatt and i even got a cert! It wrote : I have ascended the badaling great wall! but excuse me, i walked less than 600 metres. Yoo hoo!?
Okay there were many small shops selling things. Or hacking people with their riduculous prices. But me julius soggy and marcus had sooo much fun bargaining, like reducing the price by 4 rmb which was like 80 cents. It wasn't about the money, it was a whole lot of satisfaction! And we went back to the foot of the wall and bought a fluke. We bargained from one costing 120rmb to 55 rmb. AINT I GOOD? And then some guy holding some magic cards came to us and showed us some dumb magic trick but we were all amazed and were totally convinced that we should buy one. And we bought 6 sets. What a utter waste of money you might say, but you think i give it a damn? Then as it was totally freezing outside, i went to a cafe and ordered hot chocolate. GODAMNIT WHAT ASSHOLES! It costed me 30 RMB! i can even get hot chocolate from starbucks with that price! JACKASSESCHEENAMANPEOPLECANDIEFORALLICARE!!!
And then i bought a statue of the greatwall and a t-shirt with my name on it. It was all good until i realise something. I had lost my camera.
"Jiajing make sure u DONOT lose the camera!"
I knew i was dead. But i dont wanna talk about it and spoil my mood. So we went for lunch in some beijing resteraunt. AUTHENTIC it says on the outside. But the food was just insanely horrible. Even my salad taste better than that lah please. And i pmsed throughout the whole journey back caused i just knew how my mother was gonna react. But wth i just e-mailed her about that. I think she's like wanting to kill me now but she can. Ahh well so i went home with my buddy on deyi's buddy's mother's car and had GOOOOOOD FOOOOOODDD. I then realised he had CS. OMG I'VE been missing out on the good stuff.
Alright tmr im going to gu gong, the place where there's a huge mao ze dong picture. WEEEE~~
Till then. bYE~

Okay so i woke up in the morning, groggy, and still feeling the strain of the basketball match in the cold yesterday. I went straight for the breakfast table, and guess what we were having for breakfast? Steak. As in like, a huge chunk of beef. And that was for breakfast. I ate half of the it and couldn't finish the rest of it cause i usually have zero appetite for food early in the morning and i dont have the habit of eating breakfast. So i set off for school, traumatised by the giant beef steak i had for breakfast. I shared a cab with Deyi and his buddy and the price only jumped once in something like a 3km's journey. It caused us 12 dollars, as in like, rmb. So it is like $2.40 sing dollars. OMGWTFFRIEDGARLICCHICKENWING. That is the boarding price for a cab in singapore! So unfair. We reached the school and there was a riot for who was gonna pay, me my buddy and deyi's buddy volenteered to pay, but deyi's buddy was nice, and insisted that he pay. WOW thats nice. So we gathered in the meeting room as usual and lee lye hin was late as usual. Sigh what a failure dont you think? We then set off for some jing ju class. Beijing opera. It was boring but not as boring as i expected. Then we set off to the ANTIQUE STREET. It was quite dirty and we walked for 1 hour and 45 mins but it was overall very rewarding. I bought two scrolls with calligraphy, one with my name, and the other for someone else. X))
I got green tea biscuits, my mum told me to get something for my granny and i did. See i'm fillial, i told you didn't i? I also bought chops, chinese-kind of thing chop thingy. You engrave your name on it, and put it in ink, and chop, there you go, your name ! x)) I bought three, one for me, two for my brothers. I wanted to buy for my parents as well, but... um, i kinda forgot how to write their names in chinese. OOPS. Then we went back to school and had the dog poo at the school canteen. But today it was slightly better so i upgraded it to dog food. hahahA.
We then went to some natural park place-zoo-birdpark thing. We took many many pictures of animals. You will see them when i get back to spore. HAHAHAHA. And junhong started going insane together with soggy started raping everyone. And me and julius had to start the anti-gay club and i was made vice-president, We were fighting jun hong and soggy who by then were starting to pickpocket people. Pickpocketing is fun!! So we walked and walked and walked and we came to a wall which had many ncie carvings on them. It was about the 3000 year history of china, so you can imagine how long the wall was. I took a short video of that and will upload when i get back to singapore. So after walking for like forever we finally got back to where we started. We thanked the tourguide person and went back to school and the coach. My bladder was bursting and the stupid coach still had to go up and down, up and down! RAWR. But luckily, i got a high tolerance level. HAHA. Then our buddies picked us up and we went to play basketball! And we beat the cheena-team! And i finally feel that i can actually play basketball and not get laughed at. And i went home and had dinner. I opened a can of "Beef Chilli" as i nvr heard of anything like that before and was curious to try some. I ate a bit, and OMGWTFPIECEOFSHIT it made my mouth explode, like literally. It was the most spicy chilli thing i ever had, but it was thrilling and good. Okay i'm going downstairs to play pool with my buddy! Till tmr, BYE!

I dont get it, i just dont get it. Whats the big hoo-ha about tian an men all about? i mean, i expected more from something that required me to walk 20 mins to. But wth i got was a empty land, with a few statues here and there and the cheena flag, guarded by two dying-in-the-cold guards, and they really looked constipated. Tian An men, sounds so great and majestic. Ha, it was a just a bloody open piece of land with nothing, except the food booth =) which really made my day. I bought a packet of classic lays, some cheena raisin bread, cheena-brand orange juice & get this, packet sausagy-luncheonmeaty-stick thing. Which suprisely was quite good. I took my first bite on the MRT back and WOW i got addicted, but it was already too late for me to go back to the food-booth to get more. Aww dammit. Tian An Men was bloody congested, the buses are congested that you can even smell what the person beside you had for breakfast, the mrt trains are congested. Simply said, cheena-places are all congested and gives you zero balls space. On the train back to the school, junhong, soggy and me decided to play a prank on Marc chan, the bloody dog. While me and junhong distracted him, soggy put his hand into his bag and took his camera. And marc, being an extreme idiot, didn't realise until we got off the mrt, when he shouted " OH SHIT I LOST MY CAMERA!! SHIT LAH ITS NOT MINE! ITS MY BUDDY'S!" oh man you should have been there to witness the look on his face. He immediately went white upon finding out he 'lost' his buddy's camera. We returned and he was back to his old dumb self. We went to the school canteen and had our lunch. Which seriously, sucked bad. And if you noticed, this is the first time i said a food item was sucky. It shouldn't even be classified under the food category, it should have been under the 'laxatic' category. It was completely inedible. yucks. After that we went to play a bit of basketball. I went to the school's very own mama store and managed to find the same sausagey thingy! And i bought 10 cause one only cause 1rmb, which is 20 cents. And then to the relax room, where julius played chinese chess with one of the cheena people. I was watching as i opened my coke, and God, I forgot that i shook it and coke started bursting out of the bottle. Goodness i was all wet and had to clean up the floor. Luckily, some cheena-kukus were kind enough to help me out. THANK YOU! Then it came the boring part, we went together with our buddies to their classes. We had chinese,biology and PE. Their chinese lessons to me and junhong was like tamil, we didn't understand a single part of the whole damned lesson. I should really become an actor, i'm real good. I stared at the board throughout the lesson and guess what the teacher told me?
"Ni Hen Hao, You Zhuan Xin Shang Ke!" Which means you are good, you listened attentively in class. SEE I TOLD YOU I WAS GOOD. After that was biology, which was a real bore and i didn't understand anything yet again. And they were still doing viruses, something we did in sec one. So, out of extreme boredom, i started eating the sausages at the back of the class. It was really thrilling. But the thrilling part wasn't the eating part. It was the part where i try to hide the sausage from the teacher and the cheena-mafia. After lessons we gathered for a short meeting and went home, where a hot dinner was already prepared. And today, we had cheena- dumplings, which was really yummy. I opened a can which said "Beef Chili". I was like WOW i have to try this. I took abit and ate it with the dumpling. OMG EXPLOSION. It was honestly the spiciest chilli i have ever eaten, but who cares? Its fun and tasty! We had fruits, alot of fruits and now i'm here blogging. Today was quite a bore and i want moremoremore excitement! i cant wait for the shopping part. Till then, BYE!

Alright another new skin. Its not that i enjoy changing skins, its really hard work you know. I tried experimenting with my old skin and the whole blog ended up black. Yes, as in like pitch black and no text could be seen. I tried really hard to get it back to normal, but it got worst. So i just used another skin.
Tmr i'm waking up real early and going to the airport, heading for beijing, but the sad truth is, i'm not half happy. Well, i should be, really. A part of me wants to go to beijing, but the other part of me just knows that i'm gonna miss home, my bed, my family, the food. I mean, its two weeks on foreign land, if we stayed with my friends than it would not be a problem, but the thing is, its bloody HOMESTAY with my cheena-boy friend who came over to stay at my house around august. No i'm not exactly thrilled. You see, i can already imagine myself saying to his mum
" Sorry Auntie i broke your vase" or
" Sorry Auntie i secretly ate up your dinner" or
" Sorry Auntie i cooked your pet dog for supper yesterday".
China and Singapore is a total misbalance,
A china boy + a singapore boy = strictly stoning only.
I don't even have a SINGLE common topic with my china friend i can talk about. No, not even one pathetic topic. He likes table tennis, and gosh i don't wanna talk about how 'brilliant' i am at that. Its played with your legs right?
I like soccer. And he? The last time we played soccer together he ate a shot right in his face and his nose started bleeding. I just know that the two weeks in his house is gonna get terribly awkward.
He plays runescape and i play maple. I mean, we don't even have something that we can actually do together without one of us gettin extremely bored. He likes games such as chess, loves to sleep and hates sports in general. Well me? I hopelessly suck in chess, hates sleeping, and simply, sports make up my life.
The bottomline is, me and him just do not mix. There's no connection. Its gonna be two weeks of hell for me. Ohh wait, but there's time for us to shop, which prolly is the silver lining x))
So, this is gonna be the last post for two weeks, fourteen days, unless i find a way to blog in china. Alright, dinner calls.
Till then, byes!~~

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Weeeee. New skin~

The rest i'd post later. Don't feel like posting. Aww

Someone once said:

"I'm not afraid of terrorists, i have a wife."

Alright i've finally decided i'll post. Hee.
31 October, Tuesday

Alright so i had butterflies in my stomache the day before, so what? I was simply too excited for ACE camp right? So early morning i took on my fat and heavy backpack and headed for school, which by then Koon and Ray were already there. So as per usual we talk cock sing song, we talk about the funniest things you can ever think of, you know like darren and his semen story. What are you staring at?! You sick-minded child :x
Then at around 7.30 we assembled at the track. You know, it was quite a hilarious sight, 180 students hugging stupendous, totally over-sized backpacks. Now, just think, its just like a raymond carrying a junkai, how the hell is it like? Fun to watch ya? Lols.
While we were lining up, OMFG i forgot my ice-cream stick, which was a form of identification in case we end up getting eaten up by cannibals. Nathan had promise a pink form for people who were without their ice-cream sticks. Merlion and wenjie also didn't bring theirs so we thought maybe we should head to Esso and maybe they have some,just maybe we could be saved. But nope, and now we are in deep deep shit, and yes, as deep as the dent in marvin's brain. Ohh man, we're dead, we're goners.

But wait. It was Nathan who said it ,and any idiot can tell you that nathan doesn't mean what he says nine out of tens time. Just like how he told us he wanted us to come early so we could set off at 8am. I know we came early, but i don't know about the 'set off at 8am' part. Stupid faggot, at 8am stupid Allan Johnston still haven't finish talking attendence, and apparently, Darren decided he wants to camouflage at home and soak in his magical world with his semen and his audition, which now i have mention, is an extreme twit-only game. They should really put a warning sign when someone tries to download it.

-BEWARE. MIGHT.GET.INFECTED.WITH.TWITISM.-

Really, no one should be playing it, is sucks bad bad bad, and i think only twits have permitted entry, the rest are illegal immigrants. But Darren and his cute little semen girl and pernament twits. Unchangable fact already you know. LMAO.

Ohh yes Mr Ding HaiBo is also missing. Mr.Cheena man's at home enjoying life that bastard. He's like running for the concentration camp, he's gonna give an excuse that he's sick this year and when nathan and co. tries to drag him to malaysia and sell him away to the cannibals next year, he would run to china for a long long holiday. Smart don't ya think?
So after something like a year-long hiatus, we finally set off for malaysia, kluang. Some place which my seniors have warned me of the extremely treacherous mozzie tribe over there. 'They can kill' thats what my seniors said, but nah, i escape death EVERYDAY in school, you see, i have Mr Choo Rui Zhi as my captain.
We boarded a coach, which was suprisely comfy and clean, and had good air-conditioning too. Allan Johnston made us sing songs, but we ended up singing songs which are really really stupid, like Elmo's world, SpongeBob and yes, Hady's You give me wings. Let me tell you, there isn't a more corny song than that in the whole damned world. Please. Spare me. And we are like supposed to sing that bloody rotten song at the class party. GOODNESS.
So we reached the place at somewhat ten-thirty and we went to assemble up the hill. Yes, up a hill. There was something like a 45degree slop just beside our campsite and we had to climb up that shit to assemble like four, five times a day. Sucked real bad.
We sang the school rally, and as usual Mr Teo gave us a crap talk about safety rules and hygiene. 'Safety is always first! Anything else comes second.' Comeon! Enough already elmO!
We were then split into different tents, me emman brian jeremy and wookie were in the same tent with hao pu and eric fernando. And yes, you heard right, i shared a tent with jeremy and actually survived to tell the tale. Amazing isn't it? We were introduced to our ACE leaders, or ACE shitters. They aren't exactly leaders, are they? We got joseph,jeremy and jin siew. I knew joseph well but who the hell was jeremy and jin siew? Ahh well i have to learn to love them all the same or i'd kena hell man.
So we got yet another stupid briefing, up that hill, in which the teachers are staying in some sort of CHALET. RAWR. Where's the fairness in this world? We paid a hundred smackers and got tents, they came for free and got a chalet. I'm complaing to CASE!!
After the briefing we proceeded to our activity for the day. Climbing Mt Lembuk. We had to a bus there, and i freaked out when i saw the damned bus. It was the yellow school bus you see on the roads of malaysia, something with a stark contrast to the coach we took to Kluang. It was dusty and dirty, and the worst part was that i had to sit and the back of the bus, which had like spider webs and croach shit on the seats. Ewww!~
But the 45minute journey was well worth it cause the climb up lembuk was thoroughly enjoyable. The climb was more challenging than i had expected, but still a piece of cake. The climb took an hour, because our intructor, Raqip, kept holding the front pack back because the rest behind couldn't catch up. WAHAH NOOBS! Lol.
The climb was very different from what i had expected, i didn't expect so little sun, and had brought my cap with me and it ended up useless and i really had the urge to throw it away cause it kept getting in my way. RAWR. It just rained so it was rather wet and many times i nearly slipped on the way down and nearly took eric with me to hades. Ivan made it all the way up, its a great achievement for someone who was 85kg alright? At the peak, we rested for 20mins, did cheers, took photos and had a crap reflection. We tried to spot our campsite from there but we're all so damn lousy at geography so we couldn't figure our where north was. On the way down, with the trememdous help Mr Arul gave him, Ivan managed to sprain his ankle and got lost. Yes, lost, as in like, missing. So we took longer than other groups did, but so what? All our group members made it up. Other Groups? 2 or 3 couldn't get up. AHH pathetic noobs :x
We went to back the campsite and yeshhh, it was time for dinner. It was catered for us and the food wasn't that great. Alot of msg and had an extreme lack of hygiene. I saw the flies on the redang, and concluded that i should not touch the food. I do no wish to hog the toilet later on. After the de-brief and another crap talk by Mr Teo, it was like 8pm, but yet, it was time for us to sleep. WHO THE HELL SLEEPS SO EARLY ? I really think MOE chooses teacher on their degree of stupidness, which explains how Gina Tan made the cut for a teacher.
Just when i thought my first day in Kluang was over. Ha, the most stupendous experience of my life popped up. We heard the fire siren and had to assemble up the bloody hill again. I, for one, thought it was supper and if you know me, i'm ALWAYS hungry, so i ran up as fast as i could.
But hell, guess what? Some asshole slashed someone's tent with a swiss army knife. And yes, nathan was his same old self, shouting shamelessly.

'YOU! YES YOU OVER THERE! YOU ARE THE CULPRIT RIGHT? DON'T LIE, I ALREADY NOW WHAT PART YOU PLAYED IN THE TENT-SLASHING. YOU ARE HIS ACCOMPLICE RIGHT?'

I'm telling you, i heard him shouting this at least 7 times. He used this on 7 different suspects. Nathan, can't you even come up with something more refreshing? He kept shining his torch light into the suspects face, maybe he's trying to feel that he's actually part of the FBI. Dream on nathan, why would they want you? No wait, maybe they would. The Fucking Bitch Institute wants you bad, and you get to be the president there! You see, students at our age have plenty of angst and thus gets easily irritated by complusive behaviour. I mean, are you really that lacking in the creativity department? Which also explains your horrendous taste in dressing and your smoking habit. DIE SMOKERS. DIE NATHAN.
Just like that, it became a matter of life and death, according to nathan. For that, he made us stand and squat in the dark for something like 3 hours because he is 'afraid that the tent-slasher might still be at large and your lives are in danger'. Stupid you say? Nah, thats called nathanism, we are used to his mindless rants and shameless shouting.
After 3 hours of grilling suspects, we finally got sent back to our tents and finally got some sleep so that we 'can continue (our) activities tommorrow with a bit more zest'. Aww shit, i wanted very very badly to be sent home, get out of this gay camp. After that crazy rant of attempting to catch the tent-slasher, i just knew that the rest of the camp was going to be disastrous.

Hsiang Wei [THE NJC BOY :D]
Junhong [The NCC land CSM]
Nick[The malay?]
SoonKiat[The genius]
Joel[The fellow canoeist]
Darrell[The scout]
Tricia[The ex-schoolmate]
Gwen[The ex-classmate]
ShenYang[The ex-classmate]
Charity 6 [The ex-class blog]
ChunKai[The ex-classmate]
Daphne[The small basketballer]
Darren[The BOYFRIEND :D]
Neek[The badminton vice-captain]
Jeremy[The tennis/soccer DAWGG]
Delvin[The prefect]
Aaron[The alcohol lover]
Kaslyn[The maplefriend]
Daniel[The soccermate]
Pei Wen[The girl]

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